HATESPAWN INTERVIEW

 

  1. When and how did Lightning Rod form?

 

Lightning Rod formed in 1991 in Seattle, Washington. It was formed to offer white power fans of that era an alternative to the smack-shooting shit-grunge of stoner bands such as Nirvana (Turd-Vana), or the jewboy metal of Sound Garden.

 

 

  1. What are your songs about?

 

Love, white liberation, white uprisings, revenge, Anglo-Saxon culture, pigs, and gassing slavs and spics.

 

 

  1. If you had two apples, and I took one, what would you have?

 

Uhhh, now is Hatespawn is trying to throw a trick question? I suppose you think all us musicians are stupid vegetables, like Phil Greaso of Pantera. I’ll have you know that once, and if I pass my GED, I will be able to get a job as a welder’s helper.

 

 

  1. Have you done any live show yet? Would you consider touring with Kids of Widney High or Mikey Wild?

 

Live shows were performed early on in the Pacific Northwest, until the promoters found out about the racist ideology. After that it was blacklisted city.

 

On the touring, it could be arranged if the contract guarantees that these acts use their own microphones, and Lightning Rod uses its own mics. For those who might be puzzled about what this means, it deals with the fact that some people really slobber when singing into microphones. Actually, these acts probably really slobber when not singing into microphones.

 

 

  1. What does Lightning Rod do when they’re not rockin’ and rollin’?

 

Applying the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics to optimizing the design of high through-put, convective-flow gas ovens is always a relaxing way to unwind after a grueling day of developing hate music.

 

 

  1. Do you feel that there are any problems with the current white power scene? If so, how should they be solved?

 

North American “white” power skinheads accept all races except for jews and negroes. Why, it is certain that an Orangutan would be wholeheartedly accepted if it had the requisite number of tattoos and body piercings, and claimed to be a non-jewish Orangutan. This pitiful state of affairs was caused in large part by the devil worshipping half-slav/half-southern Italian, George Eric Burdi Eric George Hawthorne. His unchallenged ravings and claims to being an Aryan opened up the flood gates for every slav, greek, half-breed injun, black irish, latrino, gook, and every other form of sub-race or monkey to believe it too was Aryan! That’s THE problem with the current “white” power scene.

 

The solution is fairly simple. Immediately round up these parasitic creatures and transport them via cattle car to the growing network of Lightning Rod work correction camps. Here, under the watchful eye of the aging but still frisky lead physician, Dr. Josef Mengele, those obviously not Aryan would be converted into Solyent Green. But only after working for a limited time operating hand-powered sewing machines on the vast assembly lines for Lightning Rod patches. The motto at the camps is “Work Will Make You Free.”

 

DNA testing would be performed on those of uncertain ancestry. The one-sixteenth rule of the Old South was serve as a criterion for identifying those who are fit to be retained in the work correction camps, and those who possibly could be possibly salvaged after intensive reeducation and tattoo removal.

 

A generous exception would be made for young blond females who might have inadvertently strayed into the scheming clutches of a sub-race. They would be given frequent injections of the special Lightning Rod serum as an effective cure.

 

 

  1. What two celebrities would you wanna see make a porno?

 

A dildo brandishing Janet Reno stimulating the well-used rear orifice of Britney Spears should be an amusing sight. Ol’ Janet reportedly has quite an attraction for the young girlie stuff, and has been caught several times in the act. It is said that some of her girlfriends make Britney look like an old timer. The pigs and jewsmedia have done an excellent job of keeping it swept under the rug. We will certainly know the whole story when about 50 years has passed – after all the players are dead or wished they were.

 

 

  1. Who’s a better band, Lightning Rod or Bound for Glory?

 

Music is a subjective art form that usually only appeals to certain groups or cultures. Some might find the sound of a flatulent goat to be musical.

 

If you are into tattoo parlors, monster truck shows, and professional wrestling, you would find Bound for Glory to be a far better band. If fact, expect to hear this style of music exclusively played at monster truck shows and professional wrestling matches.

 

On the other hand, if you are into college, Anglo-Saxon culture, and averse to body mutilations such as tattoos and body piercings, Lightning Rod would be your cup of tea.

 

 

  1. How much shit do y’all have out? Any future plans?

 

White Liberation, 1991, 3-song vinyl

Aryan Homeland, 1992, 6-song cassette

Aryan Outlaws in a Zionist Police State, 1993, 6-song CD

White Uprising, 1994, 4-song CD

Leaderless Resistance Compilation (3 Lightning Rod songs: Angry, Make a Statement, and Gook), 1996, 27-song CD (comp)

More Evil Than a Hollywood Jew, 1997, 23-song CD

Aryan Homeland (released with 2 new tracks: Mud(Slav)Oven and I Wanna Be Happy), 1999, 8-song CD

Censored, 2000, 2-song CD

The Only Way to Cure a Catholic, 2000, 3-song CD

 

We are focusing more-and-more on the college radio station genre. The idea is to offer a medium for the racial awakening of young Anglo-Saxons, who will go on to become the leaders of our race. The metal skinhead thing is pure crap. These creatures will remain as bottom feeders regardless of whether Aryans regain control of the country, or if it remains in the hand of jews, or is taken over by gooks, or whatever.

 

Also, trance music is an interesting development that we intend to purse. It seems to offer great potential on a subliminal level.

 

 

  1. Who are yer main musical influences?

 

GG Allen’s bravery and style were always well respected (exclusive of his feces slinging and other distasteful habits). The Vibrators were certainly our heroes in the beginning. Most old-school English Punk and Oi remains highly influential, including the Skrewdriver album, “All Skrewed Up.” Zykon B and Standarte are absolutely wonderful bands.

 

 

  1. Any words of wisdom?

 

Brush and floss regularly. Eat plenty of fresh vegetables. Try to get eight hours of sleep each night. Look both ways before crossing the street. And … oh yeah, we almost forgot: SMASH THE IRA!